On those higher education degrees

a B.S. is "Bull S**t"

M.S. is "More S**t"

a Ph.D. is "Pile it high and Deeper"

You get a Bachelor's degree when you think you know it all

You get a Master's when you realize you actually don't

You get a Doctorate when you realize nobody else does either!

Tom Lehrer's "Elements" song

Life in Hell

Matt Groening

(rhymes with complaining!)

Just google this!

Monty Python

(Warning: British Humor!)

"Weird Al" Yankovic

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